These jokes are ones I think are funny. hope you like them!!
1.Q .What did the mosquito say the first time it saw the camel's hump?
A ."Did I do that?"
2.Q .Did you hear about the man who didn't clean his glasses?
A .He gave people dirty looks.
3.Q .What's a koala's favorite drink?
A .Coca Koala.
4.Q .What is rude and only comes at Christmas?
A .Rude-off
5.Q .Why are chefs so mean?
A .Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
6.Q . If you have 6 oranges in one and 8 oranges in the other - what do you have?
A . Very big hands!
7.Q .What do you do when your in a candy shop and there is a bomb?
A .Grab a life saver.
8.Q .What do you call a smelly Father Christmas?
A .Farter Claus!
9.Q .Why did the chicken lay the egg?
A .Because if she dropped it, it would break!
